Minstrels of a Hyaena

somanybird:

becausebirds:

The magical Tufted Coquette! This beautiful hummingbird can be found sipping nectar in South America.

this bird is so punk

eustass-ya:

I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

michaelblume:

roachpatrol:

magnicifent:

the internet is beautiful 

i love that this is exactly as poignant as the original


"look upon my works ye mighty and despair" has a double meaning though — the one Ozy intended, and the despair the reader actually feels. This doesn’t quite manage that. Rest is awesome though.

michaelblume:

roachpatrol:

magnicifent:

the internet is beautiful 

i love that this is exactly as poignant as the original

"look upon my works ye mighty and despair" has a double meaning though — the one Ozy intended, and the despair the reader actually feels. This doesn’t quite manage that. Rest is awesome though.

antichrist-owls:

For a survey I asked this girl for her opinion on affirmative action in 40 words, and she said “I think corporations are evil if they don’t cut their CEOs’ salaries and give the money to disenfranchised minorities and my gmail password is swordfish_hunter2 and my dog is named Rufus and I’ve been cheating on my boyfriend since August.”
Frickin’ heartbleeding liberals.

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

howtoskinatiger:


stonetemplepilots:

marandart:

stonetemplepilots:

howtoskinatiger:

Marderhund by Lichtspielereien  

Is this a raccoon or a fox

Tanuki, raccoon dog, native to Japan. :)

SO WHAT IS IT A RACCOON OR A DOG THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH.

They are neither raccoons nor dogs. Raccoon dogs (Nyctereutes procyonoides) are a type of primitive canid and most closely related to the Vulpines. They are native to much of Asia but also found in Europe having been introduced for their fur, (known as finnraccoon.) Although the species is little known they are one of the animals most commonly farmed for their fur after foxes and mink.
They are also very interesting in being the only canid to hibernate during the winter! 

howtoskinatiger:

stonetemplepilots:

marandart:

stonetemplepilots:

howtoskinatiger:

Marderhund by Lichtspielereien  

Is this a raccoon or a fox

Tanuki, raccoon dog, native to Japan. :)

SO WHAT IS IT A RACCOON OR A DOG THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH.

They are neither raccoons nor dogs. Raccoon dogs (Nyctereutes procyonoides) are a type of primitive canid and most closely related to the Vulpines. They are native to much of Asia but also found in Europe having been introduced for their fur, (known as finnraccoon.) Although the species is little known they are one of the animals most commonly farmed for their fur after foxes and mink.

They are also very interesting in being the only canid to hibernate during the winter! 

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

michaelblume:

Carnivore game too strong

my true form

michaelblume:

Carnivore game too strong

my true form

armin-is-my-spirit-animal:

me when i see a notpimage

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luffyy:

that boy you just called asexual? well he is asexual. he’s the captain of your ship. both of you are pirates. how do you keep forgetting this, zoro

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

little-howie-lovecraft:

yeffyaboyuice:

mechafaux:

i make a lot of bird friends

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little-howie-lovecraft:

yeffyaboyuice:

mechafaux:

i make a lot of bird friends

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