Minstrels of a Hyaena

Finally formulated the perfect description for the blog. For those of you who don’t want to check my page:

She is the complete man, isn’t she? A man of reason and imagination; of potent passions and bright fancies. She’s joyous, she’s unrepentant. Her weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and armed with these she faces out the black bloody terrors of living.

It’s a Sleuth/Monty Python mash-up and it’s perfect.

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

Fortunately, learning to program is considerably less dangerous than learning sorcery, because the spirits we deal with are conveniently contained in a set.

toonskribblez:

old testament god

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new testament god

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madlori:

permissiontogoafterhim:

download (672x378, mp4) [x]

omgomgomg.

So this demonstrates that

  • Robert Redford, an actor of 50+ years experience, still fucks up his lines
  • Samuel L. Jackson is either never IN character, or never OUT of character
  • Mackie is the absolute bestest
  • how da fuq do all these guys do all this convincingly surrounded by green screens
xysciences:

An electrical current being carried through wood. 
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xysciences:

An electrical current being carried through wood. 

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fantasyisallfiction:

The live action of Free! looks awesome

fantasyisallfiction:

The live action of Free! looks awesome

diva-eeyore:

Two asexuals sitting in a tree, s-i-t-t-i-n-g

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

oozingsurprise:

I’m not entirely sure about anything anymore but I felt like I needed this

Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule. - Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.
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therothwoman:

konnichibot:

puzzlebomb:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

DDUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

Download link!

thesylverlining:

if you ask me why DS9 is best Star Trek, i’ll probably say “amazing acting, writing and character development, uncommonly dark tone, station as a home/Wild West allegory instead of HERE WE GO IN A SPACESHIP TO sAVE THE DAY, tons of antagonist development AS WELL as protags, linear/continuing storyline, wonderful diverse ensemble cast and actual queer characters”

but I’ll really be thinking “Worf in the baseball game episode.”

walkergordons:

sometimes I think about how weird it is that dogs wag their tails when they’re happy like they don’t even think about it they just instinctively wave their butts around and flail their butt appendage

but then other times I realise that when humans are happy they open their mouths and expose their teeth like. you have pleased The TEETH. to prove the extent of the joy of The TEETH we will now expel short, loud bursts of sound. you have done well today. The TEETH are satisfied.

joeycab:

mintyhinty:

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FOR THE GIF